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Old Oct 28, 2006, 07:45 PM // 19:45   #4201
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The infinite improbability drive (from HGttG) turns the Big Boi into a petunia, mere seconds before it kills us all.
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Old Oct 28, 2006, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #4202
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Enough fertilizer to make a killer petunia
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Old Oct 28, 2006, 07:59 PM // 19:59   #4203
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A giant goat that eats the killer petunia
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Old Oct 28, 2006, 08:31 PM // 20:31   #4204
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Feeding Windjammer to the goat so that the goat is full
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 12:49 AM // 00:49   #4205
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two goats end up eating him so they are less full
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 01:03 AM // 01:03   #4206
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Shotgun kills goat.
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20   #4207
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Black hole sucks up shotgun into a parallel universe
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #4208
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plugging up the blackhole
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 06:08 AM // 06:08   #4209
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Oregon State upsets USC. And for a split second the fabric of reality pulls itself apart sending a shockwave through the universe that momentarily inverts the black hole, causing it to spew its contents.
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10   #4210
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not enough people in the world knowing who oregon state and USC are, and since not enough people know who they are, they don't exist, and the upset doesn't happen.
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 05:42 PM // 17:42   #4211
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OSU and USC getting out there to be better known
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 10:31 PM // 22:31   #4212
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the rest of the world to busy watching soccer to care about 'futball americano'
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 11:36 PM // 23:36   #4213
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football being cooler than soccer anyway.
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Old Oct 30, 2006, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #4214
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soccer being the worlds sport
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Old Oct 30, 2006, 12:23 PM // 12:23   #4215
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Football on a baseball field.
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Old Oct 30, 2006, 02:30 PM // 14:30   #4216
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all the baseball fields being torn down since no1 likes baseball.
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Old Oct 30, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56   #4217
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The secret Order of Baseball rebuilds the destroyed Baseball pitches and re-educates the world in the ways of Baseball
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Old Oct 30, 2006, 02:58 PM // 14:58   #4218
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no1 caring what they have to say.
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Old Oct 30, 2006, 03:00 PM // 15:00   #4219
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The order starting a national Advertising campaign to get there point across
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Old Oct 30, 2006, 03:06 PM // 15:06   #4220
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baseball association spending too much money on advertising and now cnt afford to rebuild the baseball stadiums.
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